Thursday, July 17, 2014

Derek Holland hilariously explains fart games Rangers pitchers play in bullpen

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim v Texas Rangers

Who said major league players have to grow up? After all, each one is making a living by playing a game intended for kids.

With that being said, Derek Holland recently revealed the finer points of two farting games his Rangers teammates play in the bullpen. One is called "Pink Eye" and the other "Fart Bottle Roulette." Both are as equally gross as they are comical.

More from Holland via the Dallas Morning News:

“Basically, there are two games. One is called pink eye. That is when you just fart in somebody’s face and they can’t flinch. If they move, there is a penalty for it. This all came from Mark Lowe. ‘Fart Bottle Roulette’ is when you get a bunch of little water bottles, fart into one of them, put them in a bag, shuffle it, and than watch everybody’s reaction. Everybody opens a bottle one by one and it’s the most nerve-wracking thing every because you really don’t want that bottle.”

Via The Big Lead

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