You can't make this stuff up, folks.
After listening to Bret Bielema speak at SEC Media Days on Wednesday, it's safe to assume the Arkansas head coach is really excited about the opportunity to coach incoming freshman defensive tackle Bijhon Jackson, a 6-foot-2, 330-pound four-star recruit, who is expected to make his presence known early and often for the Razorbacks.
What is interesting, though, is the way Bielema described Jackson to the media, which can be heard in the video clip courtesy of For the Win.
"Bijhon is built like a defensive lineman," Bielema said. "He's got an incredible, incredible ass. It's really big in size. In defensive line play that's good."
Easy there, Bret.
Via For the Win