Alex Rodriguez won't be playing Major League Baseball this season due to a lengthy suspension related to performance-enhancing drugs. And that has allowed many outside of the MLB world to lend offers to A-Rod for his services in 2014.
In this case, the Torrington (CT) Titans of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League have published a press release on its official website, which formerly offers Rodriguez a job as an assistant coach.
The team is offering A-Rod a total salary of just $5,000 for the duration of his contract. But that's not all the Titans are offering the MLB veteran. They are willing to compensate him with free donuts and coffee, too!
The Titans will in no way be able to take on Alex’s multi-million dollar contract. They have offered Alex a $5,000 contract for the season beginning June 4th and ending August 15th. Along with his salary Alex will receive free Coffee and Donuts from the Donut Station in Torrington for the duration of the 2014 season.
Your move, A-Rod.
Via Sportress of Blogitude