Friday, October 18, 2013

Jack Morris: Being in Detroit for playoffs 'feels like an old pair of underwear'

Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris had a funny way of complimenting the city of Detroit about how he felt returning for the playoffs.

"It feels like an old pair of underwear," Morris said.

Wait, what?

There are so many questions raised by these utter words from the 58-year-old. Namely, how long does he keep underwear in his wardrobe?

Morris pitched 14 seasons in the Motor City, the last of which coming in 1990, which means he's sporting some some underoos that could be over two decades old.

It might be time to upgrade, Jack.

Via Big League Stew

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