Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Photo: Texas Rangers have their own line of frozen breakfast foods

(PHOTO: Pastime Foods)

A company by the name of Pastime Foods is producing a line of frozen breakfast food inspired by the Texas Rangers.

Yes, apparently such a baffling thing exists, and the maker's official website offers very little description as to what the products are all about.

INTRODUCING THE STARTING LINEUP of MLB all natural breakfast pancakes, waffles, and french toast. This summer, energize your morning Texas Rangers style! Fill out the form above to encourage a grocer near you to carry these new fan favorites.

All natural, huh? If only the same could be said for Rangers outfielder Nelson Cruz, who is currently serving a 50-game suspension for using performance-enhancing drugs.

Anyways, the link between the food products and the team appears to be weak. It doesn't look like the waffles have the Rangers logo on them, nor does it look like the french toast sticks are shaped in the form of a bat. I guess the only real thing that matters is what they taste like. 

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